While the guys are watching soccer, I scored my 2nd goal by̶r̶e̶m̶n̶a̶a̶y̶

Drunk on the first date - well, it's easier to fuck a drunk girl

You suck super, wo 👍 But I want to fuck you from behind, your ass is perfection

Don't ask me how I wrote my thesis, I cum on my teacher's dick

Shall I show you my new underwear? You owe me an orgasm and cum in your mouth, breakfast later